Stupid Questions Kids Ask Teachers

Kids can be great to work with, sure. But sometimes, they say things that make you lose your patience.

So here's my list of 7 incredibly annoying questions that I get asked every freaking day:

1. What's the date?

I get asked this question by at least 3 kids during every lesson, 5 times a day. It's on the board. In the same place it is every single day. Underneath the word 'date'. How can you not know by now? It's also on your smartphone, which I know you have - because I saw you put it in your pocket and then check it every 10 minutes. Find out the date yourself and stop asking me!

2. What's the title?

Very similar to the one above. It's underneath the word 'title'. In the same place it is every lesson. Right next to the date - which you have just written down. Seriously kids, get some common sense!

3. Is the homework in today?

You walk into the classroom and ask if the homework is in TODAY? It's a bit late now isn't it?? If you haven't got it, do the sensible thing and sit down and shut up. Think of a good excuse. You'll still get a detention but at least you might make me laugh with an inventive reason why you didn't spend your free time (while I was planning your lesson) doing the one piece of homework I asked you to do...

4. Can I do my detention at lunchtime?

Seriously? So now you want me to give up my lunchtime AS WELL as my evening sitting with the other 10 pupils who wasted my time. Nope, I want to eat. Shocker! Teachers actually like a lunch-time as well - we don't want to spend it with the kids who've just ruined our lesson by talking constantly and generally being a pain. LEAVE US ALONE!

5. Can I have my ball back?

No. I took it because you played football in my classroom. Which you know is not allowed. The ball is mine now so give it up and walk away. The punishment is losing the ball during break-time, surprisingly!

6. Miss, do you know where my book is?

No. I put all the books in the box. I left them in the box. I took the box out, and handed the books out. Oh wait, there was homework in last lesson? I think we've solved the mystery of the missing book.

7. Can we go early?

Again, no. You'll go at the same time everyday, on the bell. As always! Stop asking me.

Why do I do this job again?



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